so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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