You really coming over, don't trick.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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