You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
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you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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