hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Will exercising make me less horny?
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