your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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