nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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