I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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