Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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