TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
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IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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