we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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