Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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