I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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