Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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