WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
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Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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