You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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