She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
Randomize
