just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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