I hope mine doesn't look like that
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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