I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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