Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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