Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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