I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
someone owes me an orgasm
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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