The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
