Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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