I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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