Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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