Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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