People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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