Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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