It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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