I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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