yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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