i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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