I feel like I'm in dance class right now
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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