Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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