I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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