the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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