I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She's the barista slut.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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