Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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