What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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