ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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