In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Dick very happy bro
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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