ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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