The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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