oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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