Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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