i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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