The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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