i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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