Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i will never coherently bang her
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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