I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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