I don't think brook has ever known best
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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