these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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