I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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