just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Can you bring me the toilet please
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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