You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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