I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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