Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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