I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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