her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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