Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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