I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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